Zee and I just launched the first episode of a new member series on the First

Crusade.

And to kick it off, she's giving us a narrative account of the events.

So that way we're all on the same page of how bonkers this thing was.

Now, this is the first time she's ever done something like this.

And as such, I wasn't prepared for how funny her style of narration would be, nor how foul

mouth she'd be. You're getting the full Dr. Z experience for this one. Here's a sample.

And they have a grand old time for about a day and a half before they hear that there's an army on the way to siege them.

So you've got a nice city there if you can keep it.

Yeah.

General Kraboga of the local area comes in as like, fuck you, now you're inside.

And you're stuck.

And the crusaders who are in terrible shape absolutely panic.

And the panic just slowly sets in for a good five to six days before it reaches a fever pitch,

and everybody in the city goes fucking nuts.

And there are people just trying to, there is a story of a guy who was literally trying to scale the walls out of the city

quietly on a rope, just trying to leave the whole situation.

That's amazing.

But as he's scaling the building and trying to get down out of there,

his brother shows up, who died at the Battle of Nicaia. And this brother,

who is a ghost, just sitting there to imagine this, you're on the side of the wall,

trying to get out of there. And your brother who already died is like, get your ass back up that

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