Rodney, if you coach my daughter's soccer team to championship, then I will give you this promotion.

That is the thing that got him in the door to coach the team, which is already such a sweaty premise.

I've got a quick, quick question for you all right. I want to hear your thoughts or know what's on your mind.

I've got a quick, quick question for you all right.

The answer's not important.

I'm just glad that we could talk tonight.

So what's your favorite?

How did you get?

When did I be?

Remember?

What did it all.

Oh forget it.

I saw a movie Daniel O'Brien.

Two best friends and comedy writers.

If there's an answer, they're gonna find it.

I think you'll have a great time here. I think you'll have a great time here.

So, hello again, and welcome to another episode of Quick Question, The Show with Long

Answers. I am one half of that podcast, senior writer for last week tonight with John Oliver, and the author of How to Fight President's Daniel O'Brien, joined as always by my co-host,

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thing people who talk about themselves is like a parent or like that's their identity really

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