The Firework Moral Dilemma

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, it's that time of year, the age old debate.
0:02.8	What are you supposed to do with fireworks?
0:05.2	Are you shooting them off?
0:06.3	What are the plans?
0:07.8	Now, in most states, they may be illegal
0:10.2	like where you're listening.
0:11.1	And most of our, I think most of our states,
0:13.1	are Arizona or are they illegal?
0:14.2	I can't remember if Phoenix or they were or not.
0:16.4	But I'm pretty sure in California they are.
0:18.2	And I'm talking about like fireworks,
0:19.3	shoot off at your house, right?
0:20.6	Well, whatever listeners has got a quite the moral dilemma
0:26.0	when it comes to shooting off fireworks.
0:27.9	When you find out what it is,
0:28.8	like, would you still go forward
0:31.4	and celebrate the fourth this way?
0:33.7	We'll do it, ask my mom today, welcome to the show.
0:36.1	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit
0:39.0	that I am a mama's boy.
0:40.6	You're not just any mama's boy,
0:42.6	you're a certified mama's boy.
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