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So Ben, have you chosen names for your baby canons? You know I I was struggling with it and I even put out a request on Twitter for help naming the baby canons.

And help appear.

Help appear.

Well, lots of people sent in many great suggestions

for the names of the baby canons.

But yesterday, the question got answered by the president when he threatened

to the North Koreans with fire and fury and I thought there it is.

Baby Cannon is fire and baby Cannon's sibling is fury.

Which is which?

No, I think the original baby cannon is the fire and the new one.

What if the president actually threatens North Korea with your baby cannons?

Baby cannons.

You know, if that's how this massive international crisis gets worked out is by the firing of two

three-inch baby cannons over the border I think I can live with that

Yeah, I think you might win the Nobel Peace Prize.

I also want to just say that baby cannons are not actually acts of war, they are heralds of

investigative journalism, and so if the president wants to use baby cannon or the baby cannon

sibling to release important information about North Korean crimes.

Just shoot it out into the atmosphere?

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