The Finland Conspiracy

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🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

The Finland conspiracy states that Finland is not a real country. Not only is it not a real country but there is actually no landmass there at all, and the space between Sweden and Russia is actually empty ocean. (Source: Reddit. So you know it's legit.)

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0:00.0	Because no fantasy series has a good ending Harry Potter bad ending.
0:07.7	Uh, uh, the hobbit terrible ending.
0:10.6	Wait, were you talking about the killer dragon?
0:12.5	It's you know, no, no, they killed a dragon at the middle.
0:15.4	The end they argue about a fairway to divvy up gold after they've killed a dragon.
0:20.6	Oh, you're right.
0:21.6	Sh, sh, sh, here he comes.
0:25.6	Here he comes.
0:26.6	Here comes.
0:27.6	Hey, hey, buddy.
0:28.6	What's up?
0:29.6	Noah.
0:30.6	Hey, Noah.
0:31.6	You doing?
0:32.6	I'm sick of going, Noah.
0:33.6	Noah.
0:34.6	Guys, you're all acting weird, weird.
0:38.6	What?
0:39.6	What?
0:40.6	You're being weird.
0:41.6	Hey, that's so weird that you would say that.
0:43.6	What?
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