The Finger Contract
Forehead Fables
General Sam & Papa Poob
4.9 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 164 minutes
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We're businessmen, and we're here to do business.
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| 0:00.0 | How are you so tired? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm just, I'm still wearing almost besides the shirt what I was just at the bars. |
| 0:07.0 | Okay, I'm sorry. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:10.0 | My balls, I can smell them from down there, up here. |
| 0:13.0 | She could have like stuck maybe some fingers in now. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | You look like that, you shouldn't be around. |
| 0:18.0 | I gotta go, I gotta go! |
| 0:20.0 | Hey! I'm fucking slums in him. |
| 0:22.4 | Oh, my husband. |
| 0:24.4 | Oh, we can't forget your phone. |
| 0:25.9 | I contract. |
| 0:27.5 | You know if a balloon goes into space, it just keeps going forever? |
| 0:30.4 | Oh, it doesn't, idiot. |
| 0:31.5 | The screaming is essential part of shooting a gun. |
| 0:35.6 | That's horrible, but that's also a badass. Can't do anything sexual once again. |
| 0:41.3 | Super Mario concealed carry, self-effectively. |
| 0:44.3 | It has nothing to do with all the weed you smoke. |
| 0:47.3 | That's what we rolled out. |
| 0:48.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:49.3 | Can that be... |
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