The Finger Contract

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 164 minutes

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We're businessmen, and we're here to do business.

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0:00.0	How are you so tired?
0:02.0	I'm just, I'm still wearing almost besides the shirt what I was just at the bars.
0:07.0	Okay, I'm sorry.
0:09.0	I'm sorry.
0:10.0	My balls, I can smell them from down there, up here.
0:13.0	She could have like stuck maybe some fingers in now.
0:15.0	Oh yeah.
0:16.0	You look like that, you shouldn't be around.
0:18.0	I gotta go, I gotta go!
0:20.0	Hey! I'm fucking slums in him.
0:22.4	Oh, my husband.
0:24.4	Oh, we can't forget your phone.
0:25.9	I contract.
0:27.5	You know if a balloon goes into space, it just keeps going forever?
0:30.4	Oh, it doesn't, idiot.
0:31.5	The screaming is essential part of shooting a gun.
0:35.6	That's horrible, but that's also a badass. Can't do anything sexual once again.
0:41.3	Super Mario concealed carry, self-effectively.
0:44.3	It has nothing to do with all the weed you smoke.
0:47.3	That's what we rolled out.
0:48.3	Oh, yeah.
0:49.3	Can that be...
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