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The Final Fantasy VII Remake Is Real, And It's Spectacular

Kotaku Splitscreen

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Leisure, News, Tech News, Video Games

4.6849 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Episode 225: Kirk, Jason, and Maddy catch up on some Half-Life Alyx and Persona 5, then dive into Final Fantasy VII Remake (20:50), a wonderful game that the Splitscreen crew still has trouble believing is real. They close things out by talking The Wire, Star Trek Picard, and Community (58:16).

Music pick of the week: John Prine - Spanish Pipedream from John Prine, 1971

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1:03.8

Today we're talking about the Final Fantasy 7 remake, but first.

1:07.4

Some more discussion on Half-Life Alex, which Kirk is finished, and Persona Phi Royal,

1:11.6

which Maddie has not. Then we dive into Final Fantasy 7, the most highly anticipated remake of all

1:17.1

time. We talk about the good and the bad. We talk about what's new, what's old, and what's

1:22.5

horny. We close things off with some talk on Star Trek Picard, The Wire, which all three of us are

1:28.9

watching yet again, and community, a show that just hit Netflix and is still very good. All right,

1:35.2

let's go.

1:50.5

And we are back for another episode. My name is Jason Shire, and I am joined once again by Maddie Myers.

1:53.0

Yes, you are. It's me. And Kirk Hamilton.

1:55.1

Hello, you are joined by me as well.

2:03.3

Hello, my friends. And welcome, welcome, welcome. We have a lot to get to to this episode including a remake that i can finally talk about having played finally last week where i had to be all elusive we've never talked

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