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Today, Riley Williams has been arrested and is being investigated for potentially stealing Nancy Pelosi's laptop to sell to Russia.

We may have narrowed down the bottleneck in the National Guard response to the insurrection or lack thereof of National Guard response.

Trump weighs over 100 pardons on his final day in office. Biden's incoming chief of staff doesn't rule out stopping intelligence briefings for Trump.

And ABC gets a copy of the original Trump letter firing Komi that was never supposed to see the light of day. I'm A.G. And I'm Dana Goldberg.

So this is an interesting news day today.

Stories run the gamut from Komi's firing, new stuff coming out about Komi's firing to a 22-year-old girl, seen running out in Nancy Pelosi's office with what looked like a laptop and a bag.

I just laugh because I'm trying to remember what I was doing at 22 and it was not breaking into a capital.

I know somebody was like, you know, what really as a 22-year-old, what would possess you?

I'm like, I made some dumb decisions at 22, but they mostly had to do with tattoos, like a butterfly on your lower back.

That's exactly what the fuck it is. It doesn't matter if fact. You called it. You called it. It's actually a fairy, but yeah.

Oh, a winged creature on my lower back. A winged creature on your lower back. A.G. you had a tramp stamp.

Which has since been covered up by a peacock, which takes up the entire real estate of my back now.

Oh my god, my sister did the same thing. She had a fairy blowing dust off of a moon and now she covered it up, but she is the most wicked, full-back tattoo.

Ever. That's hilarious.

I got a meteor sister. We're twinsies. Because that's what I did.

She's got beautiful ink. Yeah, she's got, I don't have any tattoos. Isn't that great? And it's not because I'm Jewish.

And I think I'm going to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. It's literally because every time I've thought about going and getting a tattoo, I was like,

what do I want to look at for the rest of my life? And nothing has stuck. And so I just never done it.

Well, that's why it's on my back. Now you go. No one else has to see it except whoever you're sleeping with.

Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, everyone's going to be like, oh, like I'll forget it's there. I'm like, oh, what an amazing tattoo.

I'm like, that's Mr. Featherpants. I forgot about him. Say hi for me.

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