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The Besties

The Final Besties Ever: 2014's best games battle it out

The Besties

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.9 β€’ 5.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 22 December 2014

⏱️ 237 minutes

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Summary

This is it. The Besties have been on hiatus β€” which intimates a brief pause in an otherwise regular schedule, so let's call it a "temporary cancellation" β€” for a few months now, but we've gathered the crew back together for one last hurrah. We're going to talk about video games for a very, very long time, y'all. In this four-hour series finale, we're pitting 2014's best games against one another in unyielding combat to the death. (This isn't Polygon's official Game of the Year lineup, though β€” those will be announced soon!) For those that have stuck with us from the beginning, through the exploratory episodes, the Chris Grant-a-Tron period, the video specials and countless horrible, imaginary special guests β€” thank you. Sorry it got so weird there, in the middle. Now: Let's close this out right. The Games Dragon Age: Inquisition Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Mario Kart 8 Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft Transistor P.T. Far Cry 4 Dark Souls 2 Bayonetta 2 Wolfenstein: The New Order Destiny Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Titanfall Sunset Overdrive Shovel Knight Theme song by Ian Dorsch Get the show: Download MP3"

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0:00.0

What are you guys gonna do when we get out of Bestie's jail?

0:05.0

Oh my God, we're creating like a meta universe now.

0:08.0

Yeah, yeah.

0:09.0

Okay.

0:10.0

What do you guys, I can't wait to see my folks on the outside.

0:16.0

You know what I've been waiting for is you know that fun dip?

0:21.0

You're looking forward to getting out of Bestie's jail so that you can have lickamade fun dip.

0:29.0

I kept trading cigarettes for it but it cost like 16 cartons.

0:34.0

It was in such demand out the real world.

0:37.0

Russ, we haven't spoken since you broke my heart and betrayed the trust that we built together in polygon.com.

0:48.0

Our video game website.

0:50.0

You've developed quite the draw there buddy.

0:54.0

No, I was just putting it on.

0:56.0

Oh, it was like a joke of youth.

0:59.0

Okay.

1:00.0

Oh man.

1:01.0

I also noticed you've been taking some improv classes because you've gotten really good.

1:06.0

Keep it in a bit.

1:07.0

Keep the youth beach ball up in the air.

1:09.0

Yes and no, no that's not right.

1:13.0

What do you say after that though?

1:14.0

Yes and umbrellas.

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