The Fifth Hour: The Mallerism Bites Back
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller (produced by Danny G.) has a great Saturday podcast for you! Ben Maller returns with a machete, a mission, and a Mallerism that turned around and bit him like a junkyard chihuahua.
Today's edition, Benny takes a hacksaw to your Honey Do List, chopping it down to size with the precision of a man who’s been burned one too many times by his own vocabulary. Yes—the Mallerism bites back, and Ben tells the tale of how one of his signature sayings turned into a self-inflicted booby trap worthy of a silent-film pratfall.Speaking of pratfalls… For the first time ever, Ben shares the never-before-told story of how he became a modern-day Charlie Chaplin, juggling groceries like a slapstick icon in The Great Bag Shakedown—California edition. No bags, no mercy, no shame… just Maller stumbling through the supermarket gauntlet armed only with principle and two overworked hands.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.1 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.0 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.8 | In the air everywhere. |
| 0:37.0 | The fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor and Danny G. Radio. |
| 0:41.8 | A happy Saturday. |
| 0:44.2 | Oh, what a day it is today. |
| 0:46.3 | Holy Canoli, a big college football day. |
| 0:51.3 | It is championship Saturday. |
| 0:59.2 | You already knew that. Am I excited to watch the Conference USA Championship game in Jacksonville, Alabama, between Jacksonville State and Kennesaw State? |
| 1:07.9 | No, there's two games that I have circled today, and can you guess which two games I have |
| 1:14.3 | circle? |
| 1:15.7 | Now, you might be hearing this podcast after these games have been played, so take this for |
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