The Fifth Hour "Stoned Salmon" Mail Bag
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller unloads the full arsenal on the Sunday Mailbag, delivering haymakers and body blows with zero days off. From internship advice you probably shouldn’t follow, to the legend of cocaine-powered salmon, to ice cream that tastes like it swam upstream, nothing is safe. There’s logo madness, vending machine cheeseburgers, and the kind of questions only the Maller Militia can cook up at odd hours. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. Jump in, buckle up, and don’t forget to like, subscribe, follow, and spread the word like a proper overnight degenerate.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:33.2 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor and you, as we are together again, |
| 0:42.6 | the magic of audio content on this 26th day of April, day number 116 of the year. |
| 0:52.1 | We like to call it the morning after, the epic mallor meet and greet. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, what a wonderful day it was in beautiful Newport, Kentucky. |
| 1:01.3 | Now, you might think I'm going to regale you with nothing but stories about how amazing it was to hang out with the Dixter and Ohio Al and all the legends. |
| 1:10.1 | You would be wrong. |
| 1:11.7 | We're saving that for ratings purposes. |
| 1:14.8 | We're saving that for the Friday podcast next week. |
| 1:18.9 | I want some time, as Terry in England knows, |
| 1:21.6 | I like to decompress with these things. |
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