If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

Thank you for finding and listening and doing all that.

The fifth hour as a new weekend is upon us.

And of course, that means that Danny G's back.

He's back.

Well, you knew he was already back, but he's back on the podcast after a rare and appropriate weekend

away where I got to hang out with the vegan for a few days,

but Danny back from Hawaii.

I'm sure you have some amazing stories to tell over the weekend about your travels to Hawaii.

We'll hear all about what happened and whatnot as we go through the weekend.

It is Friday.

That's a big weekend, a big holiday weekend if you enjoy St.

Patrick's Day, which is on Sunday.

Today is the 15th day of March, which I am told is everything you think is wrong day,

that that is one of the dopy holidays today, everything you think is wrong which is a a good day to remember that you are not that smart uh prefer national potato chip day which was

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