The Fifth Hour: Middle Seat Maller
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Ben returns to the audio sweatshop for a special Saturday edition of the Fifth Hour. He previews the upcoming Boston Maller Meet-and-Greet—May 8 after the Red Sox game and May 9 in Worcester after the WooSox. Ben explains how he became “Middle Seat Maller” and survived a turbulence thrill ride that left his stomach somewhere over Wyoming. Plus, a never-before-told story of a Motley Crew of Maller Militia foot soldiers, show legends — Queen Roxanne, Robbie the Mariners fan, Can’t Close the Deal Neal, Corbin, and Tommy from Atlanta—forming a Voltron-style Special Forces unit on a wild Ohio/Kentucky expedition. Exclusive, behind-the-scenes stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Tell a friend, subscribe and enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:32.9 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, |
| 0:39.3 | and it is produced by our friend Bree. |
| 0:42.2 | And we're going to get her on the mailbag at some point. |
| 0:45.1 | One of these weekends, we're going to have Bree on the mailbag, |
| 0:48.8 | and we look forward to that. |
| 0:50.3 | It is the 122nd day of the year. |
| 0:54.1 | More importantly, it is on like, you know what, later today. |
| 0:59.6 | The biggest horse race of the year in America, the Kentucky Derby, the greatest two minutes in sports, |
| 1:08.4 | the most exciting two minutes in sports. |
| 1:17.2 | One and a half mile race at the iconic Churchill Downs in beautiful Kentucky. |
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