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He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter

the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere, it is. A special edition, a holiday edition of the Ben Mather Show and a very

happy holiday to you. And a special hour. We look back to some of the great moments this

year on the show. We'll start out with Weedman. This was a new bit on the show. Weedman's

been a caller. He's a character. His name's Billy. He lives in Miami.

He loves the show.

And he's called us for a long time, many years. And he always wanted his own segment. So one day this year, we just said, ah, what the heck? Why not? And that led us to the debut of Ask a Weed Man. Let's go back in the hot tub time machine and take a listen to that very first edition of Ask a Weed Man. Weed Man, what is this? What are we doing here? Are we doing Ask a Weed Man? Is that what you want to do right now? Ask a Weedman? Yes, please. All right. We'll do it right now. Give out the number right now. We'll hang up on some of these idiots. And call right now. 87799 on Fox. We're going to do Ask a Weed Man. This is a trial run. And if you want to send a question in, hashtag Ask a Weed Man. Are we starting it right now? Yeah, we're doing it right now. Do we have any music for this? Okay, we do. All right, little music. Get me in the mood. Here we go. All right. Askey. Do you have any opening thoughts on Ask a Weed Man? Yeah, everybody should be rich and free and speak the same language. Okay.

So that's, you just believe they should be like a universe.

But isn't the emoji language, the universal language of the world that we all speak emoji?

No?

Well, I don't know why we don't speak the same language.

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