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Guaranteed Human.

If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough?

Think again.

He's the last remnants of the old Republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter, the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

The fifth hour for Shizzle with me.

Big Ben hanging out in the catbird seat here over the Mallor Militia.

A very important podcast.

We're not going to waste time.

We're going to get to the point.

Get to the point, please. Don't barely lead, my man. So we have the Big Lobowski kind of and very Barry. However, to get there, we start with this. So nobody tells you this when you're growing up, when you're young. is mostly collecting things and one of the things that you have to collect as you get older are guys not friends not acquaintances not even

co-workers one of the guys you get a plumber guy a car guy uh that's very important i need i get the car guy

that knows how to fix it and won't charge me as much as the dealer that's going to just attack me

you got the dentist guy who says uh not going to hurt you, and then immediately hurts you.

The tax guy who examines all of your financial paperwork like it's a crime scene.

And if you're lucky, if all the planets line up, if the universe smiles on you for five seconds,

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