The Fifth Hour: Ink Stained Wretches Goblin
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Ben maps out the final leg of his cross-country trek to the Cincinnati area for the big Saturday Maller Meet & Greet at Strong’s Brick Oven Pizza in Newport, Kentucky. From flight chaos to puddle-jumping across America, the journey is part of the adventure. The event even scored ink in the Northern Kentucky Tribune—proof the Maller Militia is going legit! Plus, Ben spills behind-the-scenes details on the on-air “wack-a-mole” battle just to get through commercial reads during a glitch-filled overnight show. It’s travel, radio chaos, and inside baseball. Fun for all ages—subscribe, follow, and drop a five-star review!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | If you thought four hours a day, |
| 0:08.5 | 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 0:11.0 | Think again. |
| 0:12.1 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:14.8 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:16.8 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter |
| 0:18.8 | the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:22.3 | Wow. |
| 0:22.9 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:27.0 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:33.1 | In the air everywhere, the fifth hour with me, Ben Mallor, as we are side by side on this early Friday, |
| 0:43.6 | the 24th day of April, which, as always, has many dopy holidays. |
| 0:49.0 | We have today's National Pig in a Blanket Day, which allegedly was invented by Betty Crocker back in the 1950s, |
| 0:56.3 | although I'm going to go on a limb, go out in a limb and say that the pigs in a blanket go back |
| 1:02.4 | way further than that, right? |
| 1:04.9 | Just get a little puff pastry and wrap that around the hot dog there. |
| 1:09.6 | I bet you they did that back in the Stone Age and before that and Roman times, you name it. |
| 1:14.7 | It is Pigs in a Blanket Day today. |
| 1:17.4 | It is also National Hairball Awareness Day, which I'm told is about pets. |
| 1:25.3 | It's about pet grooming. |
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