The Fifth Hour: Craftsman Cardboard Burger
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Ben Maller & his 5th Hour homie Danny G. have a fun Saturday for you! They're talking: The Craftsman, Sword Fighting, Idiom of the Week, Foodie Fun, Back Scratcher, & more!
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| 0:00.0 | If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again. |
| 0:07.7 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 0:10.4 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 0:12.4 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 0:17.9 | Wow. |
| 0:18.5 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 0:22.6 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 0:28.4 | In the air everywhere. |
| 0:33.1 | Welcome in. |
| 0:33.7 | Happy Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. |
| 0:36.4 | The ninth day of December as we are slaving over the hot microphones of the podcast. |
| 0:44.8 | Myself, Ben, with Danny G. as we're hanging out with you here all weekend long, and it is our Saturday podcast on the fifth hour, which means all the life of mather the life of Danny G we've got the craftsman sword fighting the foodie fun which is always good we're supposed to get to that yesterday we didn't get to it backscratcher the idiom of week, which we probably won't have time for, but we're |
| 1:11.3 | going to attempt. We're going to attempt all of that content. And anything we don't get to, |
| 1:16.1 | we will just push to the Sunday podcast as we've normally normally done. But we'll start |
| 1:21.6 | with this. Today, a big day, the ninth day of December, the social event of the year is taking place unless it's not, |
| 1:31.3 | but it is on like Donkey Kong in Mallertown. We can use that name because that podcast was |
| 1:37.9 | canceled. Malertown, the party extravaganza, the 2023 ugly sweater party is tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, |
| 1:50.1 | excited to welcome friends, family inside the walls of the Mallor Mansion. |
| 1:57.3 | There'll be a lot of food, hopefully some fun. |
| 2:01.4 | I'm sure alcohol will be flowing. |
| 2:03.3 | It's been hectic. |
| 2:04.8 | It's been a hectic week here as we cross the teas and dot the eyes, try to get ready for this thing. |
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