If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

The fifth hour.

Good to have you hanging out with us because that means we're not talking to no one.

There's actually someone listening.

You're the someone.

All we need is one person.

Well, the company would like more than one person, but it is the fifth hour.

Happy Saturday.

The 16th day of the month of March today, it's National Corn Dog Day.

Big fan of the corn dog.

Don't eat them very often. Love the corn dog. And to me, the corn dog, celebrating the corn dog,

is almost bigger than St. Patrick's Day. I know that's blasphemy. It's an unpopular take.

But I love, as a kid, eating Wiener Schnitzel corn dogs was a tremendous, tremendous thing.

A rare and appropriate treat. Didn't eat those all that much. But Danny G is hanging out with me.

The Traveling Man, Danny G. Radio.

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