If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.

He's the last remnants of the old republic.

A sole bastion of fairness.

He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Wow.

The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now.

In the air everywhere.

The fifth hour with Ben Mallor and Danny G.

Radio from the Mallor podcast studio deep in the Northwoods.

And Danny at a secret undisclosed location as we are hanging out together all weekend long.

I'm on drugs right now, man.

Bringing the rasmataz, Danny G. We're bringing the rasmataz as we flap our gums for as long as they will allow us to flap our gums.

And this being the Friday podcast, it's kind of a big day, Nanny.

It's kind of, you probably don't think it's a big day.

It's like, well, today's the eighth day of September.

What's so special about that, right?

There's no holiday today, right?

Oh, I know what the special occasion is.

What would that be?

You debut on national TV.

That's right. It's all about me no uh well kind of kind of so this is like a crazy day in my life where today the tv show that i've been talking about is actually going to be

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