meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
That Aged Well

The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8608 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The year? 1997. The movie? The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman. The problems? Too many to list. At least here. Download and listen to the ep and Erika & Paul will get into as many of them as they can!

You can follow That Aged Well on Twitter (@ThatAgedWellPod), Instagram (@ThatAgedWell), Threads (@ThatAgedWell), and Spoutible (@ThatAgedWell)!
SUPPORT US ON PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT!
THAT AGED WELL MERCH!
Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
Producer & Editor: Paul Caiola

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I have to admit, when I heard they were vaccinating people at like Disneyland, like once ago, I was like, that's exciting. You get to have a day at Disneyland. Like, literally, I'm that stupid. And then 10 seconds later, my brain was like, it's probably just the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. They're not vaccinating people on the fucking Matterhorn.

0:23.0

You have to get out a roller coaster and they're like,

0:25.3

this one person will randomly get shot in the middle of it. So you just have to cross your fingers that you might get a vaccination.

0:29.4

Donald Duck is using a blowgun to just blow the vaccinations at you.

0:33.8

How dystopian can we make this?

0:35.7

All the costume characters wind up in a mud brawl

0:39.3

trying to get the last, the last dose of Moderna for the day.

0:43.3

It's Robin Hood, again, Simba.

0:46.5

Chip and Dale just throwing elbows in there.

0:49.5

Thumper's corpse is just lying on the side of it.

0:51.8

He didn't make it.

0:52.6

No, he didn't make it.

0:53.2

He got trampled early.

1:08.9

Hey, I'm Paul.

1:28.3

And this is That Aged Well. Yesterday's pop culture today. You know, Erica, we didn't have time to beat around the bush because this is a long movie, and I got a lot to say about it. So what movie are we talking about today? Wow, really? There's no banter at the top here? No banter at the top. This is, we're cutting all banter.

1:30.0

We're a banter-free episode today.

1:35.9

Today's film is 1997 sci-fi film, The Fifth Element.

1:40.4

Yes, the Fifth Element was requested by Ariela via Instagram.

1:44.2

Ariela wrote, I just rewatched the fifth element last night,

1:45.7

face palm emoji.

1:47.5

To which I say,

1:47.9

yes,

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from That Aged Well Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of That Aged Well Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.