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🗓️ 20 April 2017
⏱️ 61 minutes
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The Fifth Element combined the action starpower of Bruce Willis, the sexuality of Milla Jovovich, the comedic genius of Chris Tucker, the incomparable talent of Gary Oldman and the fashion vision of Jean-Paul Gaultier. And it pretty much sucked.
Shocked? So were we. In 1997, we worshipped this movie. In 2017, we were horrified to note the glacial pacing, meandering storyline and awkward fight choreography.
Kevin Brackett, of Reel Spoilers and Review St. Louis, guest hosts and confirms our startling realization: The Fifth Element does not hold up.
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0:00.0 | I guess I just didn't understand where that glove came from. |
0:02.8 | It almost made it seem like she was wearing one of those outfits, like in the beginning, |
0:06.2 | you know, the big slow waddily guys, or was I just making the wrong connection there? |
0:10.0 | I just can't believe that you guys are even thinking about this stuff when there's a naked |
0:13.8 | Milajovish on a table. on the plane and took him down to knock and told me tower at the Christmas party and the terrorists |
0:27.0 | were over zealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little help from Alice. |
0:33.0 | Welcome back to Shat the Movies. |
0:37.0 | The Podcasts where we answer the question, |
0:39.0 | were the movies we love when growing up really that good. |
0:41.0 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking why don't they make |
0:43.4 | movies like they used to? Can you still remember spending your Friday night |
0:46.4 | searching for the perfect movie rental at Blockbuster video? Do you even remember |
0:49.6 | what Blockbuster video was? Have you answered yes and this is the podcast for you? I'm one of your |
0:54.2 | three hosts, Roger Roper, alongside me are my two co-host, Big D Dick Ebert. |
0:58.9 | Good evening. And Gene Lyons. I am a meat popsicle. |
1:04.0 | And each week, we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite films from our childhoods |
1:09.0 | still hold up. |
1:10.0 | Each week the audience selects from four movie choices that we then break out |
1:13.9 | our VHS race car tape winders and Tally or and watch Radley roach rather the movie that |
1:20.3 | tallied the highest number of votes at the end of each podcast to the three of us will provide you the audience with a number of wipes each movie would take to get off your buts. |
1:28.0 | Find a comfortable spot on the couch or if you're on a subway or wherever you are in morning commute and |
1:33.6 | accompany us on our journey through our vast VHS movie collections. |
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