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ποΈ 10 May 2020
β±οΈ 13 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've had a strong craving for a while, but to the point that it's all I can think about. |
0:08.0 | This isn't really anything new. |
0:10.8 | I kinda go through cravings like this from time to time. |
0:12.8 | In fact, a few years back, I had one thing on my mind. |
0:17.3 | Honey persimmons. |
0:18.3 | Fruit of the gods, as they are sometimes referred to. |
0:22.2 | And for good reason, everything about them is so exquisite. |
0:27.4 | From the smooth gold-orn skin to the creamy texture on the inside, the flavor is incomprehensible. |
0:34.6 | And if I had to take a crack at it, I would say it's like a cantaloupe or a peach. |
0:42.6 | We're married in a pool of honey. |
0:46.4 | That still doesn't do the honey persimmons justice, however. |
0:49.3 | Sadly, they're seasonal. |
0:51.3 | October through February is when you can see these bad boys in store. |
0:56.3 | It was June when I started my honey persimmons craze, of course, so I was a little desperate |
1:01.5 | to get my hands on some. |
1:04.4 | I googled if any nearby stores were selling honey persimmons, and when the website didn't |
1:08.2 | say if they had them or not, I would call the stores and ask, but I would always get |
1:13.1 | a polite no, I'm sorry. |
1:15.5 | I thought I was going to end up in a straight jacket if I didn't have honey persimmons |
1:19.4 | sometimes soon. |
1:20.6 | I had just finished doing my feudal laps around the produce section of grocery store. |
1:25.1 | When I saw a pink piece of paper that read, honey persimmons, you're out. |
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