There is truly nothing more unsurious than a bunch of female celebrities flying into space in a dong-shaped ship while claiming that their astronauts saving humanity.

But alas, that is 2025.

So last Monday, we all watched as Blue Origin took its 31st flight into orbit with an all-female crew, which included Katie Perry and Gail King,

aka Oprah's best friend, because that's the only reason we know Gail King, and Lauren Sanchez, who is Jeff Bezos's fiancée.

And guys, this flight into space was propped up as some sort of historic endeavor, because this was Blue Origin's first female crew.

It was the first all female crew that had ever gone to space since 1963.

And because of that, it turned into a whole girl power movement.

And leading up to this trip has just been a lot.

Like, I have wanted to talk about this on the show probably for months at this point,

but I have been waiting to watch this actually transpire to see what happened when they went into space before we did an all-encompassing recap.

And, guys, it was better than I ever expected. I mean, the actual trip, the fallout, the PR crisis, it has been so juicy and incredible to see.

There was so much PR. We had been talking about it for months. Everybody was taking it so seriously because it was going to be this profound and impactful

endeavor on society, these six women being thrust into space. Like, I literally thought that they

were going to space for a few days. I thought that they were in training for months, that they were

going to go up to the International Space Station. Like, I've never paid attention to the Blue Origin flights like that's Jeff Bezos's company at space tourism.

I had no idea what was going on, but I literally thought that this was a serious endeavor.

But no.

The trip was 11 minutes long.

Just take a look at this graph.

They leave Earth, they pop right up just into orbit so that they can look down and see Earth, and then they immediately come back down.

Like, they experienced zero gravity and weightlessness

for about three minutes.

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