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Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is

the certified mama's boy podcast. Hi mom. Hi honey. Okay, if you've ever had fears about being

lost in the woods in the dark, this story is going to be like the worst possible story for you.

Y, ay, ay, y, y, y, y'all. Like, I, why is my life

like this? I don't, I don't know. Like, my life always has to be like a little bit, like a,

always a level of complicated. Always has to be some level of complicated. Never just go over like

super smooth. I yesterday went on probably my most beautiful Maryland hike I've ever been on.

And of course it had to end extremely tragically because that's just how my life goes.

It can never just go smooth, right?

So I just want you to put yourself in this situation.

If you remember, I don't remember this on the radio show or the podcast, but I said that I was pretty disappointed because I haven't done anything fall here at all. Like, it's, it's kind of the end, end peak of the season for the leaves and I haven't really gotten outside and done anything. I kind of feel like I've kind of wasted the fall here. And so I was like, I'm going to go hiking. I'm going to get out. I'm going to do something. So I ask a friend if she wanted to go hiking. She says, sure.

And so, we're literally, where are you going, mom? I'm literally just getting up. We're doing video podcast today. And so, like, where are you going? I had to open up my blind so that you can see me better. It's very distracting with a video. you just leave the show.

I see.

Okay.

So, and so I, where was I? It's very distracting. We do a video. You just leave the show. I see. Okay.

So, and so I, where was I in the story now?

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