Hello, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Hello, and welcome to Dangerous Ideas.

Thanks for being here.

We got a big show for you today.

A lot of important news to cover.

I'll start with a little news of the brief.

Wait, news in my briefs.

I'll start with, and then I'll put on pants.

This is a quick news.

Run down, it's day 459 of Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Moving on, yesterday President and Machinitarian Joe Biden banned new offshore oil drilling along most of the U.S. coastline.

Not to worry, though. He has not stopped any of the current drilling. He has drilled far more than Donald Trump did when he was president.

And this means we're still on course to achieve global environmental destruction by the end of the year.

Thank you, Biden, for waiting until your last three days in office to do anything of note other than arm a genocide.

Also, after three years of telling the nation that Putin is the new Hitler, that he wants to take over

Europe, that he's going to take over Europe, that he's taking over Europe, oh my God, look at him

taking over Europe. After all of that, Donald Trump has announced he has plans to steal Greenland.

He apparently also wants to annex Canada,

so I'm going to blame Putin. I think that's all totally Putin's fault. And finally,

in the quick news rundown, meta has announced they will end third-party fact-checking on their

platforms, Facebook and Instagram, and now they will

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