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The Toast

The *Fast* Five: Friday, October 11th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the toast and happy for Friday that genuinely if you are of the Jewish

0:08.6

faith feels nothing like a fucking Friday.

0:11.4

It definitely feels like a Thursday because

0:13.8

It feels like a Monday.

0:15.2

We're all over the place.

0:16.6

Like we're going into the weekend, yes, technically,

0:18.7

but we are going into the hardest day of the year.

0:20.5

Fast.

0:21.5

I'm actually headed out of town for the weekend we were

0:23.9

supposed to leave town yesterday but our plans got changed because of Milton Tings

0:28.2

so we're leaving town today so it's very Thursday today meaning I couldn't tell you what day it is.

0:34.0

How are you looking at this fast? Like are you feeling like you're going to crush it? Are you feeling like it's not your year?

0:40.0

No, I know that I'm going to do what I have to do, but I also know that it's going to leave me with a migraine for two days, and I'm going into the fast with a bit of a migraine. So it's not looking good for your girl and I'm getting on a plane

0:53.8

not good for the grain it's gonna be a rough 72 hours it is I'm feeling like

1:01.2

definitely weak I'm not feeling like my, like my mental fortitude is on point, like I'll be able to just like walk.

1:07.0

Because you know I gotta walk in the streets, I walk past, you know, bagel stores, Chinese food restaurants, carts on the street and I'm feeling just like

1:15.4

weak of mind. Well I have to like make food for the boys like I'm gonna be

1:19.7

surrounded by food all day because they don't have to fast, like I have to make breakfast.

1:23.0

That's crazy.

1:25.0

Snacks.

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