The Fascia’s on You
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In the fifth episode of the new podcast, a new table groans under the weight of Jacqueline and Kate’s pontifications…
Your vegan patty needn’t cut like meat; just make something good. David Fincher must own up to his 12 pt error. When cabbage lacks the courtesy to rot and cubbies make no promises, reduce your inventory now. The clock is ticking on Kate’s closet build because the theme of the year is just do it. An ADHD sash appears as Jacqueline offers real solutions for real people.
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| 0:19.5 | Two best friends, both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 0:24.4 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 0:26.7 | Yes, that was poog. |
| 0:27.8 | But this is huge. |
| 0:29.4 | The ego loves to seek, but never to find. |
| 0:32.1 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 0:38.2 | Hi. Final time. Hi. |
| 0:40.0 | Final bite. |
| 0:41.8 | You know, |
| 0:43.1 | it takes a while to chew. |
| 0:45.4 | Isn't it great? |
| 0:46.2 | Every bite when you chew. |
| 0:48.4 | More flavor. |
| 0:49.9 | That's the key of chewing. |
| 0:52.8 | I just get so into the experience of putting the thing, right? That I forget and I wolf it down, even though each time you bite, at least for the first several, you're getting a whole new burst of flavor. See what I'm saying? I have a meatless thing I want to talk about. Okay. I sent you a picture. You didn't react. |
| 1:11.4 | Abbots. |
| 1:12.4 | Oh, no, but I reacted in my life. Actually, this is something I want to make a note of. This is a, this is an, I think I sent you the ADD thing about responding six times to someone's text in your head. It was like an ADD meme. It's like I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Yeah, kind of. |
| 1:26.5 | You emotionally feel like you |
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