I love how baseball people have been dick swinging the last few days about how Game 7 of the World Series had these huge ratings and everything. And then you dig into the numbers and you're like, well, duh, all of these things make sense. They all track and they're easy to explain. Yet somehow, like, everybody wants to make it into some bigger deal than it is and that baseball is back and baseball. And of course, like the white

dudes in the right wing media want to let you know that baseball is better than basketball,

because God forbid basketball have any audience for these white Republican guys, because

the white Republican guys fucking hate basketball because it's a bunch of black dudes.

So they don't like to pay attention to that. But baseball, they like to dick swing about

somehow because nobody cares about baseball for the vast majority of the year. But these dudes love to dick swing over like, hey, these had higher ratings than the NBA. The NBA is like the new thing that right-wing media people like to hammer. I say new thing. They've been doing it for a while. But that's kind of their go-to, like, barometer, right?

They're like, oh, well, what about those NBA finals ratings, huh? Like, oh, shut up. Anyway,

let's play a couple commercials and dive into these numbers, because some of the headlines are

fantastic. Like this one, Dodgers Blue Jays, World Series sets global viewership marks, and what that

means.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

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