The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2018
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black (UCB Comedy, The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening. This episode is a wild one and you don't want to miss it.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Nicole Byer and this is my podcast as call. |
| 0:26.1 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:28.3 | I'm not a podcast where I'm trying to figure out how I'm still single even though I love |
| 0:33.6 | sex and I love men and they make me happy. |
| 0:37.2 | My guest today is wonderful. |
| 0:39.7 | You know him from tweenfest. |
| 0:41.0 | Donald Trump's the art of the deal the movie trying relationship goals. |
| 0:45.4 | Dubs. |
| 0:46.4 | Hashtag size matters. |
| 0:47.4 | Men make a choice. |
| 0:48.4 | Comedy bang bang. |
| 0:49.4 | UCB originals for your 10 USA. |
| 0:51.4 | Cubed. |
| 0:52.4 | Boys down. |
| 0:53.4 | The new Brooklyn Nets. |
| 0:54.4 | 430 in the morning show. |
| 0:56.0 | Movies in real life. |
| 0:57.0 | Terry on college humor. |
| 0:58.0 | Original. |
| 0:59.0 | It's brought everywhere. |
| 1:00.0 | New York culture catalog. |
| 1:02.0 | Chris get the republic. |
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