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Oh man, you know I had motherfucking men in jettis so I'm not 11 and like you know that was a traumatizing time for me.

Mother fucking towers fell teacher came in the room and could not see our school. She's like the twin towers just got hit with the airplane.

Yeah, at one time of my life I decided to do high school. Oh you was?

How do you? I'm gonna give you an age. You know I asked this woman her age and she like cursed me out of the down come bleed that shit.

I was like I'm so sorry. She was like you're not supposed to ask a woman her age. I was like listen I didn't fucking know.

I'm like I gotta blame my mother for this shit. She never told me none of this shit. You know what I mean?

But yeah, I have meningitis man. My brain swell up. That's what meningitis is swelling up the brain.

And I don't know exactly what it is but the more the stories don't drink off people.

We was all in and darling crib. All in and darling. What's the motherfucka Dominican Republic?

We had the crib for almost a month. They was actually supposed to come back. I believe maybe a couple days after 9-11 and then 9-11 happened.

So you know I wasn't no international flying. You know what I mean? They had like actually just started letting domestic flying start back and shit like that.

But it was just dangerous. You know what I mean? Like and I caught meningitis. I passed out and woke up on a fucking bench.

But I say that to say to this man. I'm on this fucking do say right now.

Yeah, right? I was like I was an eighth grade when I was two.

We got motherfucka B billiards in there too. What's up? What up?

We're shaking.

Chillin man. Sippin and do say. Just got back from DC.

Yeah, man. You was out there with all the retrians?

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