I hate to say it, but his parents have been feeling unwell as of late, and I'm staying with them to help take care of Alex.

Oh, so it's serious?

Oh, no, no, it's not serious. Nothing terminal.

It's just a touch of consumption.

And welcome back to horror queers.

We're talking, what is this bliss shit?

We're talking, I have all the necessary equipment to make you very, very happy.

And we're talking, has it occurred to you that she may have lesbian tendencies? And I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace, and we're talking, dearest bitch. See how accessible you are? How would you like to get fucked with a meat cleaver?

Oh my God. That line lives rent-free in my head since we covered this back in our editorial

column, back in what, like 2018?

Oh, yeah, it was before. I think it predates the podcast. So this episode on Edward Bianke's

the fan, the 1981 film, not to be confused with the De Niro one.

Not the De Niro Snipes one and not the John Travolta fanic one.

But this is 1981's The Fan.

And yeah, I mean, I hadn't revisited this since we covered it for that article series.

And yeah, forgot about that line.

It's a good line.

This is a fun one, right?

It's, I think it is an interesting beast.

It's not one that I would find myself particularly revisiting a lot, although there's a lot here that is very gay.

Oh, so gay, yes. I was thinking to me, this is a perfect double feature with the Eyes of Laura Mars. Okay, Joe, not going to lie. Because is there a pool scene in Eyes of Laura Mars, too? I don't think so. Okay, literally, I think in my head, even though we've covered the Eyes of Laura Mars, both in an article form and on this podcast, like, I think in my head, I thought the pool scene was in that movie,

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