The Family: Things that don't belong in your mouth - #2511

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Charity is good, right? Assuming the CEO of said charity doesn't end up pocketing all the money. That's not what we're talking about today. Today we're talking about the method by which a charity acquires money. In this case, toe sucking. How do you raise money by sucking toes? We're not sure, but we know it's possible. The same way that getting engaged in public is possible. Is it a good idea? No. But you can do it.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with
0:07.0	Andy Bram Bernard
0:09.3	co-host Catherine Brandt
0:11.2	Alex is not in today because she's helping someone out
0:14.1	but she'll be back tomorrow I do believe I think
0:16.4	our helpful daughter I think that's probably true
0:18.4	what's new anything good?
0:20.0	Latest internet outrage. Some school had a fundraiser where the kids were sucking other kids' toes.
0:30.6	That's pretty gross. Why were they doing that?
0:35.1	What do you mean? Now who told them to do that?
0:43.1	Apparently, the kids supposedly thought it up themselves.
0:43.8	Okay.
0:51.9	And at first, people thought that they were sucking on adults' toes, which may or may not be the case. But apparently apparently but I don't think anybody should be
0:55.1	sucking anybody's toes for a school fundraiser no it's a great way to spread
0:59.1	disease for one it's unsanitary and it's also kind of yeah unseemly if I mean
1:07.1	I hate to use a like Victorians well it is sword. Well, it is unseemly.
1:12.8	It is unseemly.
1:14.0	It's kind of, it's really gross to think about that.
1:17.3	It's an Oklahoma school.
1:19.2	Yeah.
1:20.7	Oklahoma, that doesn't sound like something had happened in Oklahoma.
1:24.7	What makes it weirder is that it's their ninth to twelfth graders. Oh, I thought it was elementary school. That is weirder is that they're ninth to twelfth graders.
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