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Tom Barnard Podcast

The Family: The Return of Car Selling Secrets - #2350 | Car Selling Secrets #159

Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6637 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In March, we bid farewell to Car Selling Secrets. Now, not even three months later, it's back. Doug works quick. That's why he's a world-famous car salesman. In addition to reviving the show, he's living out another dream: he's finally selling Fords. Probably not part of his dream is talking extensively about baseball, although we made it work. We took the backseat at that point and let John and Gelfand take the wheel. Get it? Wheel? Back Seat? It's car humor.

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0:00.0

Modified theme music.

0:10.0

Oh my God.

0:12.0

Yeah, it doesn't say anything about...

0:14.0

We need a sponsor.

0:16.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:17.0

There you go.

0:18.0

We're back for a kind of a special version of, I almost said it, three years, of car selling secrets, in-studio guest, and my new boss, to my right, is John Beelow from flagship Ford.

0:32.2

And behind us, the man behind the curtain.

0:34.7

Andy Bram Bernard.

0:35.9

Superstar guest host right across from me.

0:39.2

Mike Gell fan.

0:41.1

Third banana today.

0:42.7

Third banana.

0:43.8

Third? I'm moving down.

0:45.2

Why?

0:45.8

Because I'm, you know, I got a...

0:48.6

I'm trying to, you know, make my life a little simpler now.

0:52.7

I'm downsizing, Tom.

0:55.9

You're downsizing. You drive a thousand miles a year. How much simpler is it gets? That's very, very true. Well, I don't even want to think about that.

1:02.2

And as always, last and least. Last and by far least, Tom. All right. This is fun. I really miss

1:10.3

doing this. Well, you got to start doing it again.

1:12.3

I'm holding the chair. You notice I didn't get somebody to replace you yet.

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