The Family: That's one bad fumble - #2493

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You know who Punxsutawney Phil is, even if you don't know the name (much less spell it). He's the groundhog. The one with the shadow. He's also died numerous times. What, you thought groundhogs lived over a hundred years? Most famously, he was murdered by Bill De Blasio. Normally it would have been manslaughter, but a groundhog isn't a man. Plus saying a groundhog was "murdered" is funnier.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with Alex Bram Bernard Rasmussen.
0:10.3	Andy Brant Bernard.
0:12.8	Co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:14.8	And our special guest.
0:16.5	Super Bowl guest.
0:19.2	Kastaki Akonomopoulos.
0:20.6	Did you forget for a minute? Who am I? I thought Tom was going to do it. Who am I? Super Bowl guest. Kostaki Akonomopoulos. Oh, he puts a ball.
0:21.4	Did you forget for a minute?
0:22.2	Who am I?
0:22.8	I thought Tom was going to do it.
0:24.0	Who am I?
0:25.1	I forgot my name.
0:27.2	We're going to figure out this intro soon or later.
0:29.1	We only been doing this for 12 years.
0:30.6	We'll get the intro figured out.
0:32.2	Why can't we see Andy and Mom?
0:34.2	Where'd they go? Dad's now has the camera on a stack of books behind the computer.
0:39.3	Yeah, they told me I have to do a head-on shot. So you guys are just not there. We got to plug that,
0:45.6	we got to turn that on. Why can't we turn that on? We can. Andy can plug that into your laptop,
0:51.8	I guess. Fine, yeah. Why, when you do that. Okay.
0:55.0	Okay, so who is Mr. Beast?
0:57.0	Mr. Beast.
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