The Family: Tempest in a teapot, something else in a water bottle - #2548

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Breaking news: college students continue long tradition of thinking they know everything while actually knowing very little. Okay, I guess that's not exactly "breaking", but it's definitely in the news. What else is in the news is urban centers decaying from lack of use. Turns out in order to make best use of an office building with a capacity of 100,000 workers, you actually need 100,000 workers to go there.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with Andy Bram Bernard.
0:09.2	Co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:11.1	And no Alex for the third day in a row.
0:13.1	She'll be on next week again, though, right?
0:14.8	I don't know.
0:15.6	Searotically.
0:16.2	Does she even work here anymore?
0:17.6	Look at Judy.
0:18.9	Jude, where you do?
0:20.0	Jude's licking the chair yes he is
0:22.1	anywhere where tom bernard's skin has touched jude is obsessed with licking it's true and what is
0:28.7	that what causes that you must have some sort of oil in your skin that he likes did you don't use lotion
0:34.5	no i do not use lotion so i don't know what that's all about.
0:37.8	He loves licking my legs.
0:39.3	I don't know what the hell it is about my legs.
0:41.3	I know I finally trained him.
0:42.3	Every time I got out of the shower and put on leg lotion, he used to try to lick it off,
0:47.3	and I finally had to get after him hard.
0:50.3	Yeah, I guess.
0:51.3	He's like, all right, I won't do it anymore. Okay, we'll cut way back.
0:55.4	Okay, well, whatever.
0:57.3	That's Jude's voice.
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