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🗓️ 9 December 2024
⏱️ 131 minutes
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0:00.0 | Something truly terrible happened to me this week. |
0:03.6 | Okay. |
0:04.1 | I was walking to my coffee shop, my local, the one I go to three times a week perhaps for coffee, sometimes a little treat, sometimes a little snack, sometimes a little lunch. |
0:14.3 | A little pastry. |
0:15.3 | I walk up to it a couple of days ago and it looks like it's closed. |
0:18.7 | The middle of the day. |
0:20.0 | Oh, that's odd. And then I get closer. |
0:22.7 | And it's not just closed. It's like papered up. Like it has closed closed. And I was like, |
0:29.6 | huh, well, damn, that went out of business hella fast. They were bustling yesterday. And then I get |
0:34.3 | a little closer. And it's closed by the Department of Health. |
0:38.5 | Yep, yep, I saw it coming. I saw it coming. I don't know why. I don't know what was in there |
0:44.8 | that I have ingested. I am waiting. I have I have been waiting for some sign of some |
0:51.5 | horrible disease to overtake my body. Why? Why? Why does that happen? Why do unsanitary things |
0:57.0 | happen to good coffee shops? Yeah. Why do unsanitary things happen to sanitary people? You know what |
1:03.1 | the Department of Health would approve of? My kitchen. Mine. Mine. Oh, it's spotless. |
1:07.1 | It's goddamn spotless. This is honestly, if I was to construct like a private hell for you, this would probably be like the opening salvo. Like, like, okay, here's this place that you go to all the time. I'm not going to get into specifics, but something has happened. I can't even tell you the ideas that have been going through my head. Oh, sure. I will find myself daydreaming about it. Yeah. Is it feces? |
1:29.3 | Please tell me it's not feces. |
1:31.3 | Hey, I'm Paul. |
1:46.1 | And I'm Erica. |
1:47.0 | And this is That Aged Well. |
1:49.4 | Yesterday's pop culture today. |
1:51.7 | We are in the Christmas season, Erica, the holiday season, we should say, because we're |
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