Welcome to the family with Mike Gelfan.

Kevin Piven and Andy Bairn Bernard.

We're all here, ladies gentlemen.

Gelfand has a big, what do you, is it a big reveal?

What do you have?

No, I'm just doing product placement today.

And I'm making a few bucks on the side.

So I've got, of course, my, this is my, you have sometimes questioned this.

It's my Coca-Cola zero bottle with, of course, vodka in it.

Hello, vodka. Hey, Bernard, let me just tell you something.

I never did try. You know, in all those years we went to Vegas,

I think maybe you and I were the only ones who were always sober.

Oh, that was, except for the first couple of years I was joining the crowd.

But for the last 12 years of it, you know, that was behaving.

There's no question about it.

God, those were fun,

those trips to Vegas. You can't do those anymore because everybody gets sued now.

Sued for what? If anything happens, I mean, there are things that happen. Like when that

woman fell down the stairway in Vegas, fell all the way. And it was like a marble staircase. Yeah. If that happened today,

she'd walk away with a couple of million dollars. Oh, yeah, because it's, well, they leave out the

part where she was just at the bar by herself drinking and you guys were all somewhere else.

But it's, you know, Tom Bernard's fan listener was out there on a trip and fell down

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