The Family: Driving under the influence of milk and salad - #2573
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Legal quiz: what happens if you hit someone with your car while under the influence? The correct answer, as is always the case with law, is "it depends". In this case it apparently depends on how much the judge likes you. To be safe, we recommend not drunk driving at all. We don't even recommend drinking highly sugary coffee drinks, because spitting it out could impede your vision.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the family with Alex Ramparnparned Rasmussen. |
| 0:09.0 | Co-host, Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:11.0 | And Andy Rampernard. |
| 0:12.0 | And a couple of hunyucks, too. |
| 0:14.0 | We'll go nameless. |
| 0:15.0 | If you're in the metropolitan area of Minnesota, |
| 0:19.0 | do not take 494 under any circumstances. |
| 0:23.3 | They're doing something down there, and it is a disaster. |
| 0:29.0 | Why would you get on $494 instead of $100 anyway? |
| 0:31.3 | Because I dropped Jude off at Doggy Daycare, and then I went over to the... Okay, so Siri sent me on a wild goose chase |
| 0:38.2 | to a non-existent Sherwin-Williams. |
| 0:40.8 | So then I found a real Sherwin-Williams |
| 0:43.6 | and Eden Prairie. |
| 0:44.7 | Are you into Sherwin-Williams? |
| 0:45.9 | Because I have to paint things. |
| 0:51.2 | At Sherwin Williams. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, there's a will you, yeah. |
| 0:54.4 | Yeah, there's a wall that, the people that put in our movie theater equipment, |
| 1:00.6 | they sod out a piece of drywall and then just stuck it up there with a screw |
| 1:06.9 | and never repaired it. |
| 1:08.7 | Never repaired it. |
| 1:09.4 | Which was behind a door, so I didn't know about that. |
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