Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and I'm joined by the younger brother of Satan Clayton.

Chris, Chris, come up the door, Chris.

Yo!

My hands are full, Chris.

Wow, books. Oh my god, so many fucking books. Oh, just can put it right here. Oh my god. There's a lot of books. It is really hard to keep paperback books. Not on fire in hell. Let me tell you that much. Yep. There they go. Oh, god damn. No, put it out. Put out the fire. Okay, that's good. Ooh. Are we starting a library or something or what is this? this is research so i'm going to need you to read all of these by tomorrow night, okay? Well, I'm going to need like an essay on it. I could feed this through chap and GPT, but fuck AI. We need to get it on this. Okay, we need to get on the ground floor of this. A books? Well, not books. Books are lame. Books are Bible. books are bad. Books can be good. Books can be money. Oh.

So like, Check books.

A court of thorns roses. What is this one called? Fourth Wing? That must be the sequel to one, two, three wing. Yeah, dude, fantasy novels. That's the moneymaker right now. The people love it. Yeah, so we're going to start a fantasy novel or a fantasy podcast? what are you thinking? I haven't cracked it yet. I just know that people are desperate for this bullshit. So got all these books. I'm also going to be bringing on a guest who might be able to give us some more insight. So I really think this fantasy stuff is the way to go, okay? Okay. Who is this guest that knows so much about horns and roses so they're just a person i

bumped into they actually poked me in the eye because i wasn't paying attention and it really

fucking hurt but then i started flying for a minute anyway i'm just gonna have them come in

pam pam come in here pam what yeah oh okay yeah hi hi oh my god whoa whoa whoa yo you're flying

everywhere whoa whoa what do you want me to do my fairy for god six i mean i'm sorry i brought Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yo, you're flying everywhere. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

What do you want me to do on my ferry for God's six?

I mean, I'm sorry.

I brought this Barbie home chair. It's about your size. Does that work? Do you want to sit here? You know what? I'm good. Just like flying for now. The Barbie home chairs aren't really my thing, but thank you.

Okay.

But thank you.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just trying to make it nice and comfortable for you.

We want to be great for our guests, so yeah. The Barbie home chairs aren't really my thing, but thank you. Okay. But thank you.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just trying to make it nice and comfortable for you.

We want to be great for our guests.

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