The Failed Farmer Who Blew Up An Elementary School
Softcore History
Softcore History
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🗓️ 31 October 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Softcore History. Ohhhhh |
| 0:14.1 | Ohhhhh. |
| 0:16.1 | Oh! The Welcome back to software history. I'm your host for the week, Dan Regester, and I'm joined |
| 0:36.6 | as always by Rob Fox and Jake Goldman. |
| 0:40.0 | Woey, I'm drinking some very peaty scotch. |
| 0:44.6 | P. D. Oh, P. T. P. T. P. T. |
| 0:48.1 | It's Halloween. |
| 0:49.8 | It is Halloween, Daniel. |
| 0:52.4 | Well, when they're listening to it. |
| 0:54.0 | When this drops, yeah. |
| 0:55.0 | It's actually mischief night tonight, right? |
| 0:57.0 | It is mischief night in the northeast. |
| 1:00.0 | Cabbage night, other places. I haven't had a single bite of cabbage. Have you thrown cabbage at anybody's door? |
| 1:07.0 | No, I might throw cabbage at kids tomorrow coming up. That's good. |
| 1:13.0 | Like if you're not wearing a costume, cabbage. |
| 1:16.0 | Or turn out the candy, but I get to fucking dodgeball you with cabbage. |
| 1:19.0 | You carve your turnips? |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, I have turnips on the porch. |
| 1:23.0 | They're looking good. |
| 1:25.0 | And I, and what's cool to is that like to make sure |
| 1:29.0 | squirrels or raccoons or anything doesn't get it. |
| 1:31.0 | I've actually tied my dog Jack to the door outside. He's my little |
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