The fact that these " Santa deniers" are on TICTOC tells me all I need to know!!! (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
This week Tony almost catches a charge at Costco, and we read one of the most embarrassing instances of Elon dickriding I've ever seen.
Also, the heiress to a pharmaceutical fortune unlearns the wokeness foisted upon her by her liberal college with the help of a $300/day cult deprogrammer and a few Prager U videos.
Finally, grandparents everywhere lose their mind as GenZ does edgy santa-atheism on TikTok. A lone alpha has the testicular fortitude to set things straight.
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| 0:00.0 | Moving on. Last final story of the night. A bit of a seasonal, some seasonal tidings for you folks. |
| 0:14.2 | This is courtesy of listener Oscar who tagged me in this post. Thank you, Oscar. Because of Oscar, I was able to find out that |
| 0:22.4 | Slay what? |
| 0:25.0 | Why Gen Z parents are refusing to teach their kids about Santa. |
| 0:31.5 | And then hashtag Santa isn't real. |
| 0:35.3 | Is trending on TikTok. |
| 0:41.6 | Wow, I just realized that that means that yeah jen z having kids you know babies having babies jensies having kids they got to uh decide whether they want to |
| 0:48.8 | explain tana claus in them or not um i feel like this is going to just open the door wide for discussion here. |
| 0:56.8 | I will say having the hashtag Santa isn't real. |
| 1:02.4 | You're overdoing it. |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah, it sucks. |
| 1:05.9 | You know, kids are on TikTok, right? |
| 1:07.7 | I mean, they're probably not like that young, |
| 1:10.0 | but it seems like you don't have to fucking do the hashtag. |
| 1:12.8 | That seems like some atheist YouTuber shit. |
| 1:16.9 | To your leg, hey, yeah, let's get the God isn't real hashtag going. |
| 1:21.7 | Yeah, it's not, it's just, you just don't need to do it. |
| 1:25.8 | Like, you know, if you really believe in that, then why are you thinking about Santa Claus at all? |
| 1:30.4 | I just move on. |
| 1:31.4 | Right. Yeah. |
| 1:31.6 | Well, somebody's living rent-free in the North Pole right here. |
| 1:35.6 | Yeah. |
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