The Face of a Gooner - Corncast 40

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Leisure:video Games, Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, Video Games, Comedy

4.9 • 533 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:41 Comment Lick 18:24 Halo Follower Reports on New Halo Drop Lootbox 24:57 Alex Briefly Mentions Avatar TLA 25:55 Manly Moments 32:17 Mid Break & Patron Names 41:16 Reddit Questions 41:45 Dream Goon Rotation 43:50 Yellow vs Pink Lemonade 44:08 The Pasta Debate Rages On 47:56 One Singular Poo In A Fictional Land 49:36 Sports 54:56 How is Billy Doing 56:16 The Worst Question Ever Asked on JAR 57:27 Nissan Micra 1:00:20 Born to wipe 1:08:06 Potata 1:13:59 Lions vs the Sun 1:17:36 The Call of the Wild

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0:00.0	Um, I had a chunk of, I had two lines of cabri's chocolate and now I feel terrible.
0:06.6	Two lines.
0:07.9	Yeah.
0:08.2	Lines Coke.
0:09.0	Two lines.
0:11.5	I might have to go eat some food. I feel terrible with myself.
0:17.1	Oh, God, do you have to do that now? Why can't you do it after?
0:20.5	What do you mean? I'll do it after. Why do you have to do that now? Why can't you do it after? What do you mean?
0:21.6	I'll do it after.
0:23.5	Why do you need to eat some fruit now?
0:25.0	Because I feel terrible with myself. What do you mean? That's not how it works, James. Yeah, what are you talking about? What do you mean? It's not how it works. You can't like eat a fish and chips and then have a strawberry and just undo what you've done.
0:40.7	You just have two lines. You can't like eat a fish and chips and then have a strawberry and just undo what you've done.
0:40.7	You get it's only those cabbies, it's not bad.
0:45.1	I mean, if you're even half as smart as you think you are, you just do what I do, which is don't announce it.
0:51.1	Mute your mic, stand up, get something, come back.
0:53.7	No one's even noticed you're gone.
0:55.4	You know? I noticed. No, you didn't.
0:58.5	Yeah, I did.
0:59.5	No, you didn't.
1:01.3	I might have.
1:02.9	No, you didn't.
1:03.5	I'm literally never going to buy anything sweet. I hate it. I shouldn't.
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