The "F--- This Year" Edition
Rational Security
The Lawfare Institute
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and sees apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:28.0 | So Susan when we checked in with you last, I believed you were locked in the room where you're recording from now. |
| 0:29.6 | Did you manage to escape? |
| 0:31.3 | I am still in that same room although I have managed to escape. Yeah, it was one of those things for people who do not follow me on Twitter. I got myself fully locked in our bedroom for about, it was about two hours by the time it was done. |
| 0:46.4 | Isn't that every mother's fantasy should be? |
| 0:49.6 | I mean, it had a few minutes where I was like, this isn't so bad. The thing was like it started out as being kind of funny, right? I'm like, oh, I'm locked in but like surely we'll find a way out. Then it was and then I tweeted about it thinking like oh this is a funny story. Then it |
| 1:04.9 | suddenly became clear like I was actually fully locked in this room and there was no way. Like we couldn't get the |
| 1:11.6 | door off the hinges the lock was fully inside. And then it became less funny. And then our friend showed up with a large ladder and had to rescue me through the window. |
| 1:25.0 | Like a fireman. |
| 1:26.6 | Like a fireman. |
| 1:27.6 | While my husband was laughing, he was doing that thing |
| 1:30.8 | where he was laughing so hard, he was trying to ask if I was okay but he couldn't stop |
| 1:35.5 | laughing like long enough to express the genuine concern he was attempting to |
| 1:41.2 | express and our neighbors like like I'd see them like peering out of their houses as to why what spectacle was unfolding. |
| 1:50.0 | Here's the question. How did the kids like it? They were delighted. They sent me goldfish crackers were the only snack that fit under the little gap and so they kept me supplied with Goldfish. |
| 2:03.0 | There was a point where we thought the fire department was going to have to come |
| 2:06.0 | and so my son, like once he thought maybe there was going to be the fire department |
| 2:11.0 | and then there was no fire department, like that was a little bit of a let down. |
| 2:15.1 | Yeah mom really why didn't you just call the fire department? So you teach the children call 911 call 911. Call 911. |
| 2:23.0 | And you know, don't slam your door. |
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