In the 1980s, within the Sichuan Province of China, archaeologists uncovered a treasure trove

of artifacts that belonged to a mysterious culture that seemed to inhabit the area around

3,000 years ago. Masterfully worked, relics, made from gold and elephant tusks were only

the beginning of the discovery surrounding the site known as Sonshengdoi.

In the years of excavations that followed, more artifacts, large buildings, and even parts

of city walls were uncovered, and yet historians were puzzled as to what culture had left all

these magnificent artifacts behind. A number of perfectly preserved masks were recovered

at the site, which had highly exaggerated features, including large distorted eyes and wide

flattened ears. Scientists to this day are still trying to uncover who left these artifacts

behind, as there is almost no record of this civilization and recorded Chinese history.

Perhaps clues may have been locked away in some of the magnificent structures left behind

by the powerful emperors of the ancient past.

This case file joined the theorists as they crack open some cold ones and stack up their

pyramids and explore the legends around the Chinese pyramids.

Welcome daily in theorist theorizing case file 225, the fucking goddamn China pyramids.

I'm Braden. I'm so I'm Dan and I'm Andrew the fucking Chinese pyramids.

The monthly Ron Pond fan pick. This one, I think this was a clear front runner.

Yeah, I think they got to write this one this time. I think so. I do.

Well, we'll see. We'll see how it's received. And then we decide if they got it right.

And if it sucks, it's your fault. It's your fault.

Yeah, your fault. Right on yourself.

Too bad. I mean, I put, I just put the choices up there. I said, put them on.

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