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The Basement Yard

The Extra Yard - Tim Dillon

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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On this episode, we are joined by stand up comedian Tim Dillon to talk about Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Guys go check out our patreon where you can get our daily morning show and next week's episode today. Welcome back to the extra yard

0:08.3

That was great is that not it? No, that was it. That's it. That's it. It was it was okay. Yeah, I enjoyed that I want it in a world

0:17.3

Yeah, I need a world wow we're in Queens a young man

0:22.8

I got the studio in his home

0:25.4

Chain smoking cigarettes. Yeah, I really paid off. I started at 12

0:28.9

I don't smoke anymore, but I started smoking cigarettes at 12

0:32.9

Every now and then like me and my friend would steal a pack of his mother's marbles and go down the block

0:37.8

And get sick we'd smoke like six each and just sick at six and 12

0:42.1

You like 13 12 trying to be like little bad asses didn't know what what else to do

0:46.2

Yeah, I spoke like my first cigarette at 12 on the board on the boardwalk and in Wildwood New Jersey

0:51.0

It's the right whiteest thing I've ever heard of yeah, Rockwell beach Queens was where like my family had a little bungalow down

0:56.8

So like we go down to the boardwalk and like

0:59.5

Somebody get like a beer somebody to take a beer from their mom or dad 11 people split it. Yeah

1:04.4

I mean it's the way it worked and you know

1:07.1

Holes some way to grow up wholesome way to grow up this kid's never smoked cigarettes

1:11.2

And it's like yeah, he's a healthy guy healthy guy

1:13.2

And you got a you drink but yeah, you know, you stop doing that recently, too. Yeah, well you got it

1:18.5

I just want to reel it back in people don't realize he's about drinking

1:22.1

Over 30 does not look good. Yeah starts looking good again around 55

1:27.7

Cuz then you could do the gray hair with the whiskey at the bar it looks good and in your 20s

1:32.3

It kind of looks okay, but once you get from 30 to 55 it really doesn't look good starts look a little sad

1:39.0

It looks sad like you're running from something. Yeah, like you should not be playing beer pong right at a bar

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