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Football Cliches

The Extinction XI

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Soccer, Sports, Football

4.9637 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Michael Cox to select a lineup of player types that have - temporarily or permanently - gone out of footballing fashion. The selection process takes in truly unhinged goalkeepers, the 20-year heyday of the sweeper, no-nonsense penalty-taking full-backs, the demise of the Premier League own-goal machine, dedicated man-markers, the surprising nuances of the "free role", portly strikers, beanpole strike partners and the long-lost art of poaching. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive episodes and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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There are many kinds of impulse buys that just feel so right at the time.

0:04.0

Those Bluetooth drumsticks you'll never have time to learn how to play,

0:07.0

an unnecessarily large multi-pack of imported snacks you thought you couldn't buy anymore,

0:12.0

and literally any failed Premier League midfielder to the Turkish Super League.

0:16.0

In all of those cases, you want an easy way to complete your purchase before you change your mind.

0:20.0

Ever notice that purple shop pay button and how straightforward it makes a purchase?

0:24.4

Well, that means wherever you're buying from is powered by Shopify.

0:27.3

And Shopify doesn't just make it easy to buy.

0:29.4

It makes starting a business simple, no matter how much experience you have.

0:34.3

There's a reason so many businesses sell with it,

0:36.6

because Shopify makes it incredibly easy to start and run your business.

0:40.2

It's the commerce platform behind huge household names like Heinz and Jim Shark, and brands who are just getting started.

0:46.1

Shopify gives you all the help you need to start selling, with hundreds of ready-to-use templates to express your brand's identity.

0:52.2

From inventory to payments to an analytics, you can handle

0:55.2

all the important things in one place. Shopify also has built-in marketing and email tools to find

1:00.0

and keep your customers. And don't forget the iconic purple shop pay button. It's used by millions

1:05.5

of businesses around the world and it's why Shopify has the best checkout conversion there is.

1:10.3

Your customers already know it and love it.

1:12.5

If you want fewer customers abandoning their carts, head over to Shopify.

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1:22.0

com.com.com slash cliches.

1:24.2

That's Shopify.com.com.com.

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