4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2020
⏱️ 105 minutes
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0:00.0 | The worst fear of any parent is the death of their child. Funerals are expensive, and mortuary |
0:06.1 | services often take advantage of people's pocketbooks at their most vulnerable moment. |
0:10.8 | So skip these expense of funeral homes and come on down to Uncle Wally's discount child |
0:15.4 | coffin warehouse. We have certified, pre-owned, infant, toddler, and prepubescent-sized coffins priced at less than half of what the other guys charge. |
0:24.8 | You couldn't save your child, but you can save your money. |
0:27.9 | Come see us at Uncle Wally's discount child coffins in the funeral district on third. |
0:33.1 | Mention this ad when you buy a coffin and get a 10% off coupon for your next child coffin purchase. |
0:38.8 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
0:43.5 | An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:48.0 | Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. |
0:50.8 | What? |
0:58.0 | I said the story. Go, go. Horror! Sabrina, don't just have to throw through the spreadly wood. |
0:59.0 | He had no face. |
1:02.0 | Horror! |
1:04.0 | Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. |
1:08.0 | The new theatrical releases always get priority. |
1:12.6 | But we also review older horror movies both good and horrible. |
1:18.1 | Uh-oh. |
1:23.1 | Wow, that didn't sound good. |
1:25.1 | Hey, everybody, I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:27.6 | Yes, it is. |
1:28.9 | And I'm David Day. |
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