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The Exorcism Review

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4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis The Exorcism is about Farther Gabriel Amorth played by Russel Crowe, who…wait no sorry that's the popes exorcist I keep getting confused. The exorcism is really about Anthony or Tony played by Russel Crowe who is a washed up actor who tries out for a leading role in an upcoming exorcism movie while attempting to overcome his serious drinking problem. With the loss of his wife, Tony sends his teenage daughter Lee to a catholic boarding school, but when she is kicked out for in her words “protesting” but in the words of the law “vandalism”, she returns home and the reunion is tense. When Tony lands the role as the exorcist in this new emotional drama in the format of a horror movie weird things start happening on and off set. Will Tony survive the making of this movie? Will his family survive his alcoholism? Will Russel Crowe be in another exorcism movie next year? Whose to say. Review of The Exorcism My review for the exorcism is that it is pretty much exactly what I expected it to be. Its a catholic horror movie about a demon who needs to be exorcised. The scares aren't that interesting, and some of the jump scares are so loud and quickly cut that I literally didn't even know what happening. It was just startling and gave me zero information about what was actually going on in the film. Russel Crowes acting was actually pretty good in my opinion, but I think his voice is so deep and gravelly that it could be that I just enjoyed listening to him talk. The other star of the movie for me was the director played by Adam Goldberg who delivers both the funniest lines in the movie and the most emotionally brutal lines. The rest of the cast is kind of whatever to me. My favorite part of the movie was how it demonstrated the exploitation of trauma in the film industry which was pretty sad to watch. My least favorite parts were anything dealing with the demon cause I didn't even really get what was happening or why. Maybe this really was a drama cloaked as a horror movie after all. Score 4/10

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0:00.0

Today we are reviewing the Exorcism starring Russell Crow, not to be confused with the Pope's Exorcist also starring Russell Crow, so stick around to hear our thoughts.

0:09.0

Attention all actors. We are currently in the casting process for a new horror movie and we need someone to play our lead exorcist.

0:19.0

I should probably mention that the past few people that we cast for this role died in disturbing and inexplicable ways,

0:25.6

but I'm sure you'll be fine. Try out today.

0:27.6

Oh, Is this a metal thing?

0:46.8

Yes.

0:48.4

A little, what is this?

0:51.5

Pretty thick.

0:53.4

I have to kill a lot of people.

0:56.1

I'm just too.

0:56.5

What you want me to fuck?

0:57.6

I have big tips and tiny vagina.

1:00.4

Oil me up, Daddy.

1:01.8

I can't believe the price for big tits.

1:04.8

Missletoe alert.

1:06.1

This is back country.

1:06.9

This guy was a real jerk.

1:08.1

How long can Hugo being prognant?

1:10.3

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

1:11.4

How long you're just such a dick, David?

1:13.2

Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.

1:15.5

You, uh, hoodie Picasso.

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