When there are ghosts that have come from the army or a Phantom of Night that have no honor or one that lie dead in the desert or a ghost unbeared or a demon or a ghoul.

Whatever thou be until thou art from the land thou shalt find here no water to drink thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm.

Into our house enter thou not through all fence break through thou not. We are protected though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death creeps peepers Roberts and Annabels I'm Dan. Hello Dan I'm Susie. Hey oh no. Oh no Susie.

She's alter ego at home Susie. Hi I'm Lindsay. It's a pretty funny thing that I like to do to Dan. He'll be like in the shower and I'll walk in. I'm like hey he's like what are you doing not stared him weird.

And then he's like what are you doing? I don't know. He's like uh oh and then I go. Is it Susie? I'm Susie. I don't know why Susie is pretty funny. It makes you so uncomfortable which is my favorite part about all of it.

It's very weird with it. It's great. Yeah it's fun. It's fun. So she's here today. Couple announcements. It Lindsay is going to take over and then yeah then a big bigger stories.

That's exciting. Fun fun fun. Okay well so this month we are recording in February but this is the March charity announcement. So in case you missed it on the last week's episode this month's charity is New Orleans Community Friges amount to be determined.

And the Community Friges it's a collective effort focused on creating resources that empower people in the community of New Orleans and support voices that are marginalized and help remove the stigma around food scarcity.

It's a really really cool thing. Anybody in need a food or drink for any reason at any time can visit one of these fridges found all over New Orleans and you can just take what you need.

And if you would like to donate post a fridge or stock a fridge or volunteer your time you can find out more at NOCF. I'm sorry take that back.

You can go to nolookcommunityfriges.org. I abbreviated that and then I read it wrong. So that's fun. And then also an announcements. Yes. Summer camp. Summer camp.

Summer camp. So this episode is going to come out on three eight. Okay. So in one week on three 15 you will have your chance at 12 noon Pacific time to buy your tickets to the first ever bad magic summer camp.

It's a multi day 21 and over adult only summer camp. It's not that kind of adults only summer camp but we are going to have a lot of fun.

Who knows who's going to go on behind closed doors. Eek. Oh. There are children that listen to this show. Well they don't know. And then they should know those innocent babies shouldn't even know what I'm referring to.

It's going to be super fun. It will be out here in Cordillin Idaho out on the lake beautiful campground. There are VIP tickets. There are general admissions tickets. You can get all the information by going to badmagicmerch.com. Look for the bad magic wet hot summer summer camp banner and all the info is there. Logan's made it look so cool.

All the information is there that you would need and we're just so excited to finally be able to do this because we wanted to do it for the past couple years but like.

What was that thing that happened? Oh yeah. COVID so here we are. It's finally time very excited.

And now story time. Do you want to do you want to preview your stories first Lulu or me?

Oh you're just putting me on the spot lots of talking I'll do it. I'll just kidding. I have two stories and something that I don't think I've ever done. Yeah I don't think so when you talked about it. Yeah an entire episode with just one author two stories from the same person same fan unrelated but two experiences at different times in their life and both stories I think are incredible. Yeah because you can send in multiple stories. Yeah in general. Yeah and generally speaking I just like pick one of the other or pick one.

And maybe earmark one for later. Yeah but these were both really great stories that I was pumped about so I just took them both and ran with them. Cool. I'm excited to hear them. Oh good. It should be.

And I have yeah I have two stories one is really big one really wild one and I'm giving a rare trigger warning on this show today since examples of suicide sexual abuse and murder are present in these three stories.

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