4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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0:00.0 | Belfagore Bites is proud to bring you today's episode of horror movie talk. |
0:04.2 | Everyone knows how exhausting it can be to perform exorcism after exorcism, |
0:08.5 | which is why 666 Industries has offered the latest in tasty and nutritious granola morsels. |
0:14.5 | Belphagor bites. |
0:15.7 | Why settle for granola your mom would buy when casting out Satan and his lieutenants from loved ones, |
0:20.6 | when you can experience the filling satisfaction that only the phallic deity can provide. |
0:25.5 | As we all know, Belfagor is the demon general associated with sex, orgies, and all forms of debauchery, which means any granola we craft with his name on it means tons of extra energy for you. |
0:37.9 | Don't be caught in the sin of sloth without Belfagor bites. |
0:45.4 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny |
0:50.6 | hoodie Picasso review show. |
0:53.4 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hanson, who holds a PhD in Spookology, |
1:00.5 | and Professor David Day, the foremost expert in scare no-n-n-n-nows. |
1:05.5 | New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
1:13.0 | Ah, Horrible. |
1:15.0 | It's a pun. |
1:19.0 | I'm David Day. |
1:22.4 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:25.0 | You guys, today we got a very interesting episode for a number of reasons. |
1:30.8 | I got Bryce wasted high. |
1:35.6 | He was like, what's happening right now? |
1:39.9 | But before we get into that, you guys should check out our website at horrormovie talk.com. |
1:49.0 | From there, you can find links to all of our social media, Facebook, Instagram, U-Tazoo, TikTok, Twitter, all that baloney. |
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